Planting a little lawn in a coworker’s keyboard is a nice way to welcome him back from vacation.
You’re touching them anyway—you might as well try to save her life while you’re at it.
Of all the important things in the world—peace, hunger, poverty—this is pretty much the most important. So listen closely.
Whether you call them the police, the Five-0, the Po-po, or something else entirely, be cool and follow these steps.